February 2012
1 post
I'm in love.
Washed Out at Echo Mountain Recording on Feb 22, 2012 @daytrotter http://tinyurl.com/765srjx
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January 2012
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December 2011
9 posts
RT @ladybirdj: Christswitch. Jesus and Baby Jesus accidentally switch bodies. Will they be able to switch back in time for his big birth …
Dec 18th
RT @whyanticon: ATN: fans of WHY?. We are looking for people to film WHY?’s upcoming New York shows Thursday for an upcoming… http:// …
Dec 14th
RT @TheJamieLee Guess I should save the Whole Foods bag my lunch came in. I’m due for a purse switch-up soon…
Dec 13th
RT @robdelaney: “On Hating Gay People,” my new @VICE column: http://t.co/TqsdwwZQ Please share with a homophobe.
Dec 11th
RT @robhuebel: I’m on the cover of a magazine! http://t.co/5gxTsYQP
Dec 11th
RT @sbellelauren: if you want to teach religion in schools then i demand you also teach harry potter same credibility better morals
Dec 9th
RT @L1LD3BB13: my cusin has invisline she takes it out when we eat and smoke like its a grill -__- … tf
Dec 8th
RT @AndrewWK: WINNER! @WallCrawlinHero just won ANYTHING he wanted from my party store. Retweet for your chance to win: http://t.co/bf1UtRpK
Dec 6th
Dec 5th
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November 2011
22 posts
Unless you’ve appointed Jesus as your lord and savior, your good actions basically equate to setting fetuses on fire. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Nov 22nd
Lykke Li, I am in love with you.
Nov 21st
RT @sbellelauren: i would like oprah more if she had given all those cars to homeless people or me
Nov 20th
RT @kellyoxford: Just saw a girl in a regular wheelchair holding onto her boyfriend’s motorized wheelchair & rolling behind him. Dude, s …
Nov 19th
RT @KaseyAnderson: Turns out time flies when you’re not having fun, as well.
Nov 17th
RT @rachow: I can’t be entirely sure that I’m using Caress soap properly.
Nov 16th
you know, some people just can’t hold their arsenic. no really…i can’t hold this. i’m pretty allergic.
Nov 16th
RT @sbellelauren: if i find out dress barn isn’t farm animals in evening wear i will burn that place to the ground
Nov 15th
RT @robdelaney: 11/11/11 !!! RIP Steve Jobs
Nov 14th
It’s crazy to think that most of my pants are more “traveled” than even i OH MY GOD INCREDIBLE BOOK IDEA FOLKS GOTTA GO
Nov 12th
RT @NicBeem: Fuck You ↑ You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓..Wait! You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↯ You ↱ You ↰ Oh, & You Too ↺
Nov 11th
RT @sbellelauren: drinking game: drink everytime you hear grandma got run over by a reindeer from now until xmas NOW xmas is fun
Nov 10th
RT @KevinSelection: Alright people!! We are playing for all of you tonight. Get a strobe light and join us in your bedroom. Onwards and …
Nov 9th
RT @TheUMS: Our pals over at The Vinefield Agency are having a showcase the evening before Thanksgiving. Check out the… http://t.co/S …
Nov 8th
RT @AlisonAgosti: GET RICH QUICK IN TWO STEPS: 1. Open an Etsy shop that sells fedoras for penises. 2. $$$
Nov 7th
RT @pitchforkmedia: Watch Girls performing live right now at Austin’s @funfunfunfest on the Pitchfork live feed: http://t.co/N8KOBLQi
Nov 6th
RT @Joan_Rivers: Lindsay Lohan’s been in trouble so many times, the only judge she hasn’t appeared before is Simon Cowell.
Nov 4th
RT @KaseyAnderson: Hey fellas, wanna know what really drives ladies wild in the bedroom? Me too. How do we find out?
Nov 3rd
one’s willingness to answer questions is directly related to level of stupidity of said questions.
Nov 3rd
RT @sbellelauren: a great diet is to watch paranormal activity 3 & then be too scared to walk into the kitchen ever ever again
Nov 2nd
RT @sbellelauren: time to put up my 11 - 1 - 11 decorations
Nov 2nd
Guys: pretend to be into twilight and you’ll be into someone else by dawn
Nov 1st
October 2011
13 posts
#Scorpio
Oct 31st
RT @sbellelauren: what the fuck do frogs do all day
Oct 29th
RT @SarahKSilverman: The Govt better stay out of my PRIVATE LIFE! -(except 4 who I can marry& what I do w my vag/uterus #repubsies
Oct 27th
RT @mashable: IBM Names Virginia Rometty First Female CEO - http://t.co/aKYoH19I
Oct 26th
Leslies are some of the best people i don’t know and who don’t exist #Feist #Knope
Oct 21st
RT @sucittaM: I’m starting a charity that will help juggalos afford mirrors.
Oct 21st
some of the best people i don’t know and don’t exist are named Leslie #fest #knope
Oct 20th
RT @kellyoxford: If you removed all content from Cosmo Magazine and replaced it with “DO LOTS OF SEX FOR MEN/NO FATTIES” it would be the …
Oct 19th
RT @funnyordie: Have you seen our tumblr? It is a truly glorious thing: http://t.co/aszFe22x (Someone who RTs this wins a FOD hoodie!)
Oct 14th
RT @TheEllenShow: Today is Unity Day. Wear orange in support of kids who have been bullied. I am. #BeKind
Oct 13th
RT @devhynes: If anyone in Salt Lake City wants guestlist spots for tonights show tweet me, same goes for Denver tomorrow and Lawrence, …
Oct 12th
RT @kellyoxford: When cats stare at you, show them your opposable thumbs. They hate that.
Oct 11th
RT @Pink: There is nothing like a good law and order marathon.
Oct 8th
September 2011
10 posts
RT @capricecrane: There should be a “5 Second Rule” for when you offend someone so you can take it back.
Sep 20th
RT @meganamram: When Nelly Furtado sang “I’m like a bird,” I hope it’s because she shit on cars
Sep 17th
RT @kellyoxford: In my True Blood episode, Sookie tries to figure out how vampires get boners without heartbeats.
Sep 15th
RT @jordanrubin: The splinter is a tree’s last hurrah. It’s like when a man spits in the face of a guy who just shot him.
Sep 14th