December 2009
46 posts
Ohmygod i accidentally took a drink from the fountain. I’m having a hard time deciding of its no big deal. Or if i should say my goodbyes
The Byrds: Jesus Is Just Alright
It has an eat-in chicken…
SEVENTY-FOUR IS THE PERFECT WEIGHT!!!
open and fucking shut
my heartburn has been my best friend since this morning.
mel said writer’s block doesn’t exist. we just need to find inspiration. well. lately, i’ve been inspired by my anger, which is completely inspired by all the incredibly unbeautiful things i see. all.around.me.
(this could be the projection talking)
and this is what i mean. the more i listen and look around, the...
i CANNOT believe Bob Dylan isn’t dead.
I want Mary Louise Parker
The longer i live, the more i realize i wish i could have born one of dr. seuss’s children.
Stalker’s my whole style, and if i get caught I’ll deny, deny, deny.
Are you what church folk mean by the good news, pulling plastic bags off heads?
Luke wilson. On at&t commercials. Not happy with it.
Bittwhole confidence.
Let visions of fireballs dance on your head.
Went to the birthplace of the home on the range, the center of the continuous us, now getting ready to eat SUPPER.
Jeff’s gotta get thin for them wrangler wearin men.
Wrangler butts drive Jeff’s nuts
Dudes. I’m so fuckin high right now. HIGH ON CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!
Troll the ancient yuletide carol ya’ll
Smiling so huge right now. My friends are bananas.
el fin
i’m done
with school (for the semester)
with work (for the year)
with traffic.
with dense/fake/meaningless sports talk (since birth)
with inclusion (as a means of avoiding loneliness)
with gum (dammit)
with long distances.
with sadness and desparation (when it comes together)
with air that smells like farts.
with deceptive, cheap, scaredy-cat bullshit wordplay that’s...
Your tears smell like eggs.
‘You are kind of an elf. Spreading good cheer wherever you go. And you’re little. And exotic.’
from now on, you may only engage in conversation with me by talking about football.and fantasy football.and tiger.like a good american
Neanderthals. All of ‘em. Man eat meat. Man make fire. Man no how to emotionally connect unless man talk sports.
I want a man i can dress. Or woman built like a man. Not me.
Anyone who uses pandora: um grooveshark is bomb.
Happy testicle tuesday ya’ll!
Jada’s big adventure: coming to theaters soon! (if pee wee can do it, so can i…?)
This. Was a monday I’ve been needing. Hows it goin bitches.
Um. I just moved a queen size bed without dropping it. Alone. Someone pat me on the back.
I fucking hate this place.
Having a Container Storgasm.
In case you didn’t know, assholes still inhabit the earth.
Primal.Bullshit.
Go out there. And have the abortion of your dreams.
Sitting at work. Having the kids read to ME. Lovin’ it.
I just learned Thurl Ravenscroft, voice of many disney productions inc. singer of mr. grinch, totally died like 4 years ago. Kinda sad.
Listening to meese on the radio and it makes me smile
When it comes to karma, do accidents count?