January 2010
51 posts
Boulder. Home of the biggest manish girl athlete backs and sexy starbucks levis.
Inflatable boot!
If i go to jail for murder today, just know that i really meant it.
Its wierd when people keep saying that they’re nice.
Technical difficulties make people look foolish.
Meat crotch!
Dear @sarahslaton, are you SURE denver doesn’t have it?
Happy Monday Funday!
Feeling good about yourself will lead to more reasons for feeling good about yourself will lead to
PUBIC TRIMMING you retard!
If you don’t know what crop dusting means, say aye via slapping yourself in the face.
On a cross, crucified, for you and me Jesus died. Body piercing saved my life.
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his fly. Bartender says ‘you gotta steering wheel hangin from your fly.’
Pirate says, ‘Aaaaaahhhrrrr iss drivin’ me nutz!’
Aaaaaaaand now. Time for some chinese and class. My burps are gonna smell AWESOME. Watch out @liosilva you lucky bitch.
My instructor sucks at acting interesting and educated.
I assembled a bed last night, restrained a one thousand pound alien monster pretending to be an escalated student before that. Kinda sore.
With friends like @liosilva who wouldn’t want NEW friends?
Class tonight! Say hello to the next connie Chung:-)
I think…i’m gonna throw up.
The proof is in the pudding.
Just got mail! @Charyne thanks dummy. Miss you too. And i may or may not be being good. If i had forethought i’d come there this wkend.
i forgot my phone at home and i’m pissed. but. IT’S FRIDAY and i’m REALLY FUCKIN GLAD FOR IT!!!!!!!
bubbleguts…
Ohmygod day! It seems like forever since you started!
How can a one thousand year old speech teacher not know how to teach?
Answer: if she’s actually a one thousand year old piece of shit.
I’m a fucking volunteer pe teacher is what you can do with a degree in case ya’ll were curious.
ALEC BALDWIN AT BOULDER INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL. Love him.
I LOVE MUSTARD TODAY.
Dragons, pudding and squares
i think i like this:Jamie Cullum - Don’t Stop The Music (Rihanna cover) on @hypem http://awe.sm/35LPJ
RT @SarahKSilverman: It sounds like a crude joke to say I exploded from my father’s balls &out his penis hole, but it’s true. Amazing t …
Good because fb& vitamin water was starting to run out of money. RT @mashable Vitamin Water’s Newest Flavor: Facebook http://bit.ly/7zUegD
RT @BoulderFilmFest: Hey, kids, just a reminder — BIFF 2010 still needs volunteers! Orientation and training meetings are coming soon.. …
RT @westword_music Friday: Take shots with Lebron at Suite 200 in LODO tomorrow night.Be there or be a fucking douche. http://bit.ly/7r0J0D
RT @cole_nesmith: RT @davidnowak Daily Deal: Radiohead’s Kid A, which many feel is the best album of the last decade. $1.99 today: http: …
Vampire weekend. Holy shit
Self awareness: response is greater than reaction.
Dear universe: i’d like my own pac man arcade game and a photobooth. Just puttin’ it out there.
I’d let channing tatum fuck me.
RT @yvonnedelp: Gross!!! Fecal Bacteria Found In Nearly Half Of Fast Food Soda - http://bit.ly/815gLp
I’m not pregnant.
Vampire weekend. March 19th. Ogden.
BENEFIT DRAG FOR LARADON. THIS SATURDAY @ BROADWAYS. Support local(s, non-profit, your favorite folks:-)