January 2011
29 posts
RT @kristygee: Trouble keeping the conversation going on a date? Bring a hand puppet into the mix.
Jan 1st
December 2010
24 posts
RT @kristygee: There’s a cricket living outside my apartment. I’m all “Cricket, it’s winter, shouldn’t you die?” and he’s all “Chirp!” a …
Dec 31st
RT @AskDrRuth: Study says delaying sex helps relationship. http://goo.gl/ehtrs
Dec 29th
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: #icanttakeyouseriously if you say I’m your Lord and savior, but you have no idea what I actually said.
Dec 22nd
“I’m about to get medieval on yo’ ass.” - the moon. #lunareclipse
Dec 21st
RT @the_centennial: On at 9 tonight at the fox- come say hi and get a free ep after our set, won’t you?
Dec 19th
RT @sucittaM: HEY CHICAGO! I’M DRUNK AND I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH SOMETHING AND I’M NOT TOO DISCERNING AT THIS POINT!
Dec 19th
RT @kristygee: I bet Jesus was secretly bummed that the little drummer boy didn’t get him anything good. #parumpumpumpum
Dec 5th
RT @SarahKSilverman: Holy shit, other countries are so fucking weird. http://tinyurl.com/29c8fod
Dec 5th
RT @meganamram: Need to cure your hiccups fast? Kill yourself!
Dec 5th
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: #dumbthingspeoplesay “God hates gays.”
Dec 5th
RT @lafix: Telemarketer: Are you a homeowner? Me: How big are your lips? Telemarketer: …. Me: Your lips. Are they huge? *click*
Dec 5th
If it’s cold where you are, think about #Denver. High of sixty-five.
Dec 3rd
RT @OMGFactsCelebs: Michael Douglas is 25 years older than wife Catherine Zeta-Jones but they have the same birthday.
Dec 3rd
RT @meganamram: If I were stranded on a desert island & could only have 5 albums, I wouldn’t care which ones because oh my GOD I’d be ST …
Dec 3rd
RT @iknowdenver: RT @shellidore: #Denver included in #Verizon’s weekend 4G network launch! http://ow.ly/3iV6w
Dec 2nd
RT @diplo: Is willow smith reall a 40 year old midget? I don’t believ it
Dec 2nd
Happy bday @sarahksilverman! Your presence on earth has definitely changed my life in subtly incredible ways!
Dec 2nd
Just another #denver inbred, looking for something yummy to share. #chefscottparkeronthebrain #yelp
Dec 2nd
RT @ladygaga: @LadyGaga is dead. Help bring her back to life by texting GAGA to 90999 to donate $10 to Keep a Child Alive. http://buylif …
Dec 2nd
RT @foxtheatreco: FREE TRACK: “How The Grouch Stole X-Mas” THEME SONG - Produced by Brother Ali - How The Grouch Stole… http://tumblr. …
Dec 2nd
RT @Orbitz: Three days left: Win 1 of 10 round-trip airline tickets! Follow @Orbitz and RT this msg to enter. http://ow.ly/3i9Bt - Erin …
Dec 1st